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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,378.4 hrs on record (1,373.5 hrs at review time)
Very grindy game and punishing in-game economy begs you to use real money.
Posted 21 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
39.5 hrs on record
Dark Souls is literally the Dark Souls of Dark Souls
Posted 18 January, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.1 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
What is WARSAW?
WARSAW is a Turn-Based RPG game based on the Warsaw Uprising by the Polish Home Army in 1944. The game is similar to Darkest Dungeons.

The basic premise of the game:
There are some unique characters with different abilities, weaponry and story. There are also recruitable soldiers that have very basic ability and weaponry options. You get limited resources which you need to use sparingly while you try to defend the city districts and keep up the momentum!

Pros and cons
Pros:
+The game is challenging and punishes for mistakes.
+Locations are true to real life and events are based on historical events.
+The characters are interesting and have personal information listed in the codex.
+The art is great and the music is enjoyable.
+Turn-based Combat is satisfying with many different possible formations with different characters and abilities.
+All characters are usable while some are better than others.
+The game has a solid amount of replay value because of different characters and every playthrough is different.
+All the unique characters have many different possible ability upgrades and stats.

Cons:
-Recruitable characters are just placeholders for your unique characters and can't be upgraded
-There is no survival type of game mode. When your save file reaches day 63 you can't play it anymore because the uprising has ended.

Some words about the game
One playthrough takes ~4-5 hours if you don't fail and I find that to be a good amount because of the high replayability. Also the developers are still making Quality of life improvements to the game which is a plus+.

Should I buy WARSAW?
I believe the game is worth the price tag considering how much fun I had and the replayability will make me play it way more. But if you are able to get the game from a sale then I would consider it a must buy for people who enjoy historical and/or challenging turn-based games.

Tips
I highly recommend recruiting one or two healers because at least one healer is a must in a fight and sometimes your unique healers might be too hurt to take on missions.

Also remember to check the Codex often for story and interesting info. (The guy on top right sitting on a chair.)
Posted 9 December, 2020. Last edited 31 January, 2021.
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27.8 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
What is GWENT: The Witcher Card Game?
Gwent is a collectible card game based from The Witcher 3 mini-game "Gwent"

Basic premise of the game:
The cards are based on the Witcher universe. The cards you play have different effects which can be combined for greater effect and your goal is to win 2 rounds out of 3 by having more points than your opponent.

Pros and cons
Pros:
+Beautiful design and cards look very good.
+All of the cards are based on the Witcher universe. (books, games + new ones)
+Unique system where you don't have resources and can play any card from your hand.
+Unique card draw system where you might want to lose a round to gain card advantage.
+Very free to play friendly game.
+Frequent updates from the developers
+There is a mobile version available for your phone.
+Currently has 6 different factions to choose from. Every faction has a specialty.
+Arena game mode which is similar to Hearthstone's arena.
+There is also a seasonal game mode that changes every season.

Cons:
-The game is not the same anymore compared to The Witcher 3 version. Instead of having 3 lanes this one only has 2. Cards work very differently compared to TW3. For example weather is only selected to 1 row and different weathers have different and very limited effects. Gold or "Hero" cards are no longer immune to damage etc.
-Cards you like could be changed in the future. The game has had many updates and changes.
-Nilfgaard for many players can be a very frustrating opponent and in my opinion Nilfgaard is a very anti-fun deck.
-GOG Achievements don't transfer to Steam version
-That one bastard didn't GG me after the game.

Should I download GWENT: The Witcher Card Game?
I mean.. sure why not? The game is free and quite fun in my humble opinion. It's quite different compared to The Witcher 3 Gwent but also very similar.

Thinking about returning to Gwent after a break?
If you have played Gwent before the changes you will be refunded the recources used. A nice little head start for you!
Posted 22 May, 2020. Last edited 27 May, 2020.
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75 people found this review helpful
37 people found this review funny
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1,161.1 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
What is Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator?
Masterpiece.

Plot
You are Erwin Lemmor and you have been transferred to a TANK School where you meet some tanks in your new class.

Pros and Cons
Pros:
+An actual proper realistic tank dating simulator!
+The tank models seem to be pretty accurate.
+The story is very interesting and the world building is amazing.
+The game sometimes gives you freedom to choose your dialogue.
+The game makes you feel many different emotions and immersion is guaranteed.
+The humor succeeds in every level and had me laughing for hours!
+The character dialogue is very well-made, you feel like you are talking to real tanks!
+The game has several cute and astonishing tanks with their own personalities.
+You can choose to date between 5 different tanks.
+There is also a sixth tank that you can have an intimate experience with!
+Even has a skip button if you are not the talking type!
+Relations with the tank girls are very family friendly, mostly, almost.
+Panzerkampfwagen IV Ausführung F2, Nuff said.
+Multiple endings! (kinda)
+Absolute replay value!!!

Cons:
-You can't date Panzer VIII Maus which is mildly disappointing.
-There is no proper full screen.
-There is an official mod for uncensored pictures. (DISGUSTING)

Should I buy Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator?
Well yes but actually no.
Posted 8 July, 2019. Last edited 9 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.7 hrs on record
What is Little Nightmares?
Little Nightmares is a cute spooky Puzzle-Platformer.

Plot
You play as a small girl named "Six" and you find yourself in a weird vessel. The place is dark and filled with scary creatures that look like they came from a nightmare. You try to espace the vessel as you fight for hunger and solve problems.

Pros and Cons
Pros:
  • Art style is very cute in a spooky and disguting way, very beautiful game.
  • Music is amazing and fits in the atmosphere perfectly.
  • World is very mysterious and interesting, immersion is guaranteed.
  • Game is saved basically every room, so save system works fluently.
  • There are 3 different types of collectibles and their locations are usually clever.
Cons:
  • Sadly the game is short, around 4-5 hours (DLC +2-3h) and is possible to beat in 1 hour. (There is actually an achievement to complete the main game in 1 hour without dying)
  • Price is kinda high for a short game. I suggest picking it on a sale.
  • In some levels the game is little bit buggy (particularly in the DLC)
  • THE STAIRS ARE SO FOKING THIN ARGH!

Short word about the DLC
I highly recommend getting all the DLC. The DLC adds 2 new kinds of enemy, type of collectible and new way to solve puzzles. In the DLC you play with a different character but the story connects to the main story perfectly. Too perfectly...

Should I buy Little Nightmares?
Definitely! It is a amazing short puzzle game which everyone should experience atleast once. The price is kinda high so you probably should wait for a sale. I bought the Complete Edition for 8 euros and in my opinion that is very good price for 7-9 hours of this beautifully made game. My favourite Indie game for sure!

Tip 1:
If you have a headgear and want to change it on, go to the extras in the main menu.
Tip 2:
If you are going to achievement hunt this game I suggest you find out what you need to do in the following achievements at the start of the particular chapter:
  • In the start of Chapter 2, "Six's song"
  • -II- Chapter 3, "Kitchen Hand"
  • -II- DLC 2, "Ashes in The Maw"
  • -II- DLC 3, "Ashes to Ashes"
Posted 17 October, 2018. Last edited 20 October, 2018.
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35 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
43.5 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
What is The Witcher?
The Witcher is an old RPG set in a fantasy world based on old Slavic folklore and mythology. The Witcher is also a sequel to a book series the "Witcher Saga" made by Andrzej Sapkowski. Similar to other Role-playing games, in The Witcher your choices matter and impact the story.

Plot
You are Geralt of Rivia, a Witcher. You have lost your memory and mysterious people are trying to steal an important witcher secret. You travel to different places hunting these people. On the way you will be met with many morally grey problems and obstacles. The way you react to these situations will decide what kind of person you are going to be.

Pros and Cons:
Pros:
+Replayable and interesting story which is around 30 hours or longer
+Semi-open world (There are large areas that you can explore)
+There is a huge amount of content and quests to do
+Choices matter and shape the story. There are 3 different endings
+You have to pay attention to understand what is happening
+Voice acting is good
+Music fits the setting beautifully
+Graphics are decent for an old game
+Good if you want to know the story and lore for Witcher 2 or 3
+Usually below 2 Euros in different sales!!!

Cons:
-Unique and maybe annoying combat (Depends on the player)
-Buggy and messy cutscene interactions with some characters
-FOKING DROWNERS ARGH!

Should I buy The Witcher?
Do you like RPG games? Are you interested in Witcher lore? Are you ready to pay 7,99 euros or even less? Absolutely! The Witcher is now one of my favourite games. The combat might feel bad or weird at first but once you get used to the way combat works it is rewarding!

Tip:
Not an actual spoiler but still... On Chapter V after the beastie problem you should get healing potions and atleast 2 willow potions not to talk about the diamond dust or oils. This will help you alot!
Posted 30 May, 2016. Last edited 23 August, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
215.3 hrs on record (213.5 hrs at review time)
Best WW2 Multiplayer game ever of all time
Posted 15 January, 2014. Last edited 15 September, 2023.
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