Im drunk as ♥♥♥♥ right now FR FR

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Sickness~

This just in, this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ egoraptor style! Egoraptor isss wriitien allll over this plaaace... *Points at mass e621 furry* Ummm... dis looks liek Egoraaaptor.. *points at Hentai* Wow, like.. Egoraptor much? Eeeghghh! *tastes ♥♥♥♥* This... This taste like Egoraptor!!.. COME ON! Egoraptor wouldn't cut me off! Egoraptor would have change for a twenty! Egoraptor delivers the pizza on time... Egoraptor would of came on and told me he was on. *gets a heated iron and puts 'EGORAPTOR' on his lower back in steaming pain*

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How's bussiness doin', mate?