Recent reviews by Sly Marbo

this game is so good it brought my love for fps games back from my ex's basement.

clapped baldur cheeks like his mom should have

just buy the game already

no phylosophical/psycological analysis here...

the game is good.
UI has a few bugs (nothing game breaking)
4 endings feels a little small due to the involvement the player has in the characters (maybe if we could just get a longer version
which gives more freedom to the player an doffers up new endings... that would be nice)
the art is good and character design is on point (though boi dem feet on one of the panels are just... good lord ma girl yeti over here trying to save a soul if i may say so)

Also an can i get an ending where i can run smashingmay.exe from my room or this is too much ?

If jet set radio and Street fighter had rough sex this would be their kid... mental, too fast, balls to the walls (litterally) and most importantly absolutly made for degenerates like us. just buy it. give it a try and play it drunk and high with your friends.

this game is like street level heroine... you know it s bad for you... you know you re wasting your time, time you could be spending with friends and family but here you are... farming for a MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PRIME PART THAT DOESN T WANT TO GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF THE RELIC.

i loathe myself

My opinion is very spilt about this game:

On one side it has all of the requierments to make a good FPS, eventhoug they could do more about the gun models and the fact that some weapons (like the anti tank sniper which needs to get a mag or damage uprade) need a nerf.

On the other it is a very big P2W, but not totaly (you unlock early on the AUG one of the best assault rifles), and has very bad game balance and HUGE flaws such as
___The fog: if fog is their way of balancing the game so that snipers aint op then this means that there is a serious map design problem...Because in CSGO you dont have fog eventhough there is a one shoot kill sniper(AWP). Maps just make it so that there are some covers at most points.
___And the many basic problems:
no respawn in survival
no kill cam or indication of the killer s position eventhough there are hit markers
no short coms for the team
AND MOSTLY
no fricking assit or objective points or even basic combos such as: savior, guardien, assit, reach from beyond the grave and the whole bunch of our beloved multi kills and multi feed
THE OPTIONS ARE LACKING AND NO REBINDABLE KEYS (so screw you if you are using a AZERTY keyboard)

The last point i want to enlighten you on is the fact that this game needs DICE (^^) there are lots of trade kills and deaths which happens after you are behind cover when you are been shoot at, which is exedinly ennoying.

overall you should consider this game and just keep up with its updates, but do not be too hopefull.
this game is very computer friendly( easy to run).