Mostly, I'm working on my tricked out scooter and haberdashery. I am often unresponsive, and appreciate your understanding. More specifics of my wares are at the bottom of this text box.

Likes Quality engineering, commented code, absurdity, facial animation, tamales, consonants, black, logic, explosions, intersecting lines, raves, spicy foods, unusual mechanics, Tchaikovsky, Freddie Mercury, A Tribe Called Quest, randomized algorithms, Linux, rye whiskey.

Dislikes Linked lists, sloppy presentation, sob-stories, bureaucracy, bad hygiene, gluttony, pedantry, plague, pretense, picking out individual ice cubes from the ice cube tray, neediness.

My games I like the ones where you can jump. I really like the ones where you can double jump. I love the ones where you can triple jump. I have tried quadruple jumping, but it's too many jumps. Mostly I do indie style stuff and platformers/one-buttons/twin-sticks, but I also get into other games for dozens/hundreds of hours at a time. I try to stay reasonably competitive at Rocket League/CS/SC2, but its not a priority.

Trading I trade fair, and only tend to give stuff away on My Steamgifts Account [www.steamgifts.com] , not because you asked. I don't lowball and don't like lowballs. I'm not attached to much. Some times I'll get an instinct and not want to trade, try not to take it personally. This is my trade link.

I trade stuff of all kinds for all kinds, where I have games, cards, boosters, emoticons, backgrounds and cs:go stuff, including hundreds of stickers (lots of Gambit Cologne 2016 Holos) and stickered guns, mostly stattrak FN MW. I also have some RL stuff.

Games For Trade: All can be had cheap. No Region Lock Unless Stated

Steam Gifts Mostly, some keys,
Rocket League (Humble Bundle Key)
Cthulhu Saves the World & Breath of Death VII Double Pack
Dino D-Day x3
Don't Starve Together
Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition x3
Frozen Synapse Prime
Gun Monkeys
Hero Siege x3
Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine
Morphopolis
Out There Somewhere x2
Penny Arcade's On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 3 and 4 Bundle
Polarity x3
Revolution Ace
Robotex
Space Farmers
SpaceChem This has some bizarre unstated region lock on it.
Terrorhedron
The Binding of Isaac Collection
The Goo Bundle
The Hat Man: Shadow Ward
TRISTOY
Zonitron Productions Ten Games Pack

Game Keys These can be had very cheaply.
16bit Trader
Battlepaths x3
Coffin Dodgers x5
Dino D-Day
Fall of the New Age Premium Edition
GooCubelets 2 x5
Kraven Manor
Merchants of Kaidan
Namariel Legends: Iron Lord Premium Edition
Rush Bros.
Street Racing Syndicate
Town Of Salem
Tropico 4: Steam Special Edition (Probably this version, not 100%)
Vapour x 4
Witch's Pranks: Frog's Fortune Collector's Edition

This key is for a removed game, but it still activates. It's a bit of a niche item.
World War 1 Centennial Edition x8

My computer Has a lot of rectangles in it. I'm not sure, but some of them may be millipedes. Has a number of fans. I think the square in the middle of the big rectangle is important, because it has a lot of tubes coming out the thing that latches to the top.

Alfred Lord Tennyson [Excerpt]

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.