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Recent reviews by Glorp

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309.8 hrs on record (102.1 hrs at review time)
This isnt the best Military Sim out there right now. With mods, its that and more. WCS servers are amazing to get in and Bohemia is adding steady amounts of content and crossplay in a game meant to be a "testing ground" for Arma 4. Anyways, find some of your buddies, and ask people for help when you get in. Community is super helpful.
Posted 26 January.
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281.9 hrs on record (40.8 hrs at review time)
You ever tried any hard drug before kid? *takes wiff of crack cocaine* You'll always be chasing that first high. Apex legends is the same way. You win once against some bots, and hit top 3 for a few games after. Problem is, you just checked your wallet after cashing in that last top 3 joint, and now you're out of cash. You want to know how you get those wins back? By getting absolutely railed by some Chinese player, or someone using a program to do the dirty work for them. Over and Over and Over again. Till you can buy a new character and hope the tides turn in your favor. Only thing is that this is a one way train, and its to Chinese pound town. Glad you started playing though, because as long as you do there's one more sweet bussy for the taking while i chase my own high. Welcome to the game kid.
Posted 15 March, 2021.
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189.7 hrs on record (169.4 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die. Lucky cat ♥♥♥♥♥ makes me wanna kill myself.

Pretty good game though 10/10
Posted 29 September, 2020.
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35.7 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
It Krashes all the time. With a K.
Posted 24 April, 2019.
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2.7 hrs on record
What quirky and fun game. I went in completely blind and actually feel like it helped the situation of not knowing what to expect next. If you want a fun puzzle game where the characters and the enviroment are enjoyable to witness as a silent protagonist this is most assuredly the game to go to.
Posted 11 June, 2017.
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11.2 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
memes
Posted 30 April, 2015.
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173.9 hrs on record (158.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Most people would be deterred away from this game because it looks like terraria. It's 2-D and Pixel art style are the only comparison that one could draw to it though. The game has a fun and very rewarding questline and if you dont like a zone you can simply fly to a newly generated planet with your buds. Honestly after 150+ hours i still can never get enough of this game especially since you can play it with friends. 10/10 A must buy for RPG and Survival fans.
Posted 1 April, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.5 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
The Walking Dead: Season 2 brings back everything you loved from the first game and adds more tear jerking, heart pounding, and overall enjoyable desicions that take effect on the entirety of the rest of the game. The first episode puts you back into the story beautifully and carries over the decisions you made with the first game. Watch out for the onion chopping ninjas with this game guys and gals. 3.1/π
Posted 19 December, 2013.
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