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to hell."
-- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88
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Scully: The tread looks like a standard military boot.
Men's... size 8 & a half.
Mulder: 8 & a half! That's pretty impressive, Scully!
Scully: Well, it says it right here on the bottom.
Mulder: oh.
"The X-Files: D.P.O"
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Truth is free, but information costs.
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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
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OOPS! You naughty creature! You didn't run Configure with sh!
I will attempt to remedy the situation by running sh for you...
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
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Whenever people agree with me, I always think I must be wrong.
- Oscar Wilde
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A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
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Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
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