It's been another year, here is your (delayed) garbage pun for 2023:

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

It's been a year, so here is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pun for 2022:

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation

I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

Guy walks up to the widow at her husbands funeral and says " May I just say one word?" Sure she replies." Plethora" The widow says" Thanks. That means a lot"

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#Cringe