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Tequila 10 Apr, 2022 @ 12:46pm 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Well you see , a woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Yet even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

Alas a woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Tequila 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02am 
If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.
Tequila 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm 
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anal delivery 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am 
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Tequila 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:15am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, (I really wanted to tell you that) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
-Mr. E- | Кабинет 14 Apr, 2021 @ 11:48am 
how are is good?
Cheese Wedge 17 Sep, 2020 @ 8:50am 
this guy is nice
cpt.white_beard 28 Apr, 2020 @ 10:27am 
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Tequila 24 Apr, 2020 @ 12:33am 
Håper du har god forsikring for du laget nettopp bulk i buksa mi.
Du ser litt støvete ut, la meg feie over deg.
Fine bein! Når åpner de?
Jeg har 3 års grense fordi det er fort gjort å sette meg i halsen
Til å ha så små pupper er du egentlig ganske søt
Hvordan vil du ha dine egg? Befruktet?
Jeg kan ikke styre mine lyster når jeg ser dine bryster
Er du barneporno? For jeg vil se på deg hver dag :steammocking:
Tequila 20 Mar, 2020 @ 6:38am 
yaaaaaarrrrr :theskull::thehook:
cpt.white_beard 20 Sep, 2019 @ 11:16am 
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Tequila 19 Sep, 2019 @ 12:56pm 
its a scam :cozykcdknight::cozyspaceengineersc:
cpt.white_beard 19 Sep, 2019 @ 12:19pm 
lmao
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cpt.white_beard 18 Aug, 2019 @ 3:36am 
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Tequila 17 Aug, 2019 @ 5:01pm 
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people! :theskull:

What say you in your defense?
Tequila 31 Dec, 2018 @ 11:48am 
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Tequila 10 Aug, 2018 @ 12:58pm 
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Tequila 31 Dec, 2017 @ 1:25pm 
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cpt.white_beard 16 Dec, 2017 @ 2:06am 
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Tequila 15 Dec, 2017 @ 10:53am 
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Po 4 Dec, 2016 @ 11:12am 
+rep kind guy
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+ref most kindest and generous player of steam!
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cpt.white_beard 21 Mar, 2016 @ 3:07am 
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mANGO 25 Dec, 2015 @ 7:44am 
Merry Christmas Captian
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Hei du vi vet det du som komenterte på vidioen min? vell jeg har fålk som traca deg ned så at vi fan din sin steam profil. vi skal blucke IP din fra nettaider som:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ og blant anna Steam,inatagram,facebook. og tinder. ta ditta som en Warning din ♥♥♥♥. :steamhappy::steamhappy::steamhappy: PS: this wase just a TROLL
Frankie 14 Sep, 2015 @ 9:57am 
+rep awesome guy and good trader
EMANUEL DESPERADOS 28 Aug, 2015 @ 11:10pm 
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cpt.white_beard 16 Aug, 2015 @ 1:07am 
how?
Hansen 15 Aug, 2015 @ 9:34pm 
Tequila_S is a scammer don't trust him
Karoline Bredesvold 29 Jul, 2015 @ 2:46pm 
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芸退任スカ藩 29 Jul, 2015 @ 1:51pm 
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Frankie 26 Jul, 2015 @ 2:11am 
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