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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2013 @ 8:18am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 23 May, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2015 @ 1:02pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 2:26pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2013 @ 9:52am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:02am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 9:49am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2013 @ 9:52am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 9:45am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2013 @ 8:42am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2013 @ 10:33am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2013 @ 11:11am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2013 @ 9:00am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:56am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2015 @ 6:59am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:21am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2013 @ 10:15am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2013 @ 8:42am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 9:49am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2015 @ 3:00am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 10:28am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 7:23am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2016 @ 2:34pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 23 May, 2021 @ 2:36pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 4:56am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2013 @ 8:40am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2013 @ 11:41am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2013 @ 9:18am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 9:49am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 9:51am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:29am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2013 @ 8:50am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2015 @ 3:13am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 9:40am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 25 May, 2021 @ 1:36pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 10:28am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 5:05am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 5:09am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 5:11am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 5:24am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 7:23am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 5:42am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 5:58am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 9:52am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 20 May, 2021 @ 10:16am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 20 May, 2021 @ 10:29am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 25 May, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 25 May, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 25 May, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 25 May, 2021 @ 1:06pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 5:12am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 5:16am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 25 May, 2021 @ 12:45pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2015 @ 11:31pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:33pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 25 May, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 5:42am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 5:50am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 5:37am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:05am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:01am

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 6:00am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 3:23pm



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.