Recent reviews by Glad_Bread

I almost thought this game was bad. I went into it not understanding how to play, and once I understood the mechanics of the cards, I felt it was unfair. This was until I figured out items. Unlike most games where items are an optional thing you can use to better your chances of winning, they are practically vital in this game, and they are what makes strategizing possible. without them, it's all random chance.

pros and cons: (some level of bias)

PROS -
• atmosphere is fantastic, and easy to get engrossed
• unique card game mechanics and health system
• art style and camera movement benefit the game's creepiness
• easily replayable and makes you want to start another run after beating one
• offers a more difficult challenge through hard mode
• opponent design is phenomenal
• music and sound design is well done
• display for item explanation and game settings aids the unsettling feeling while playing

CONS -
• transitions and loading is a bit slow
• enemy noises don't match mouth movement
• instructions are only in audio format, so you must re-listen to revisit a rule
• fingers snap back on finger after using stapler with no animation or transitions

don't forget that this game is completely free, containing no ads, micro transactions or paid content. With this in mind, the fact that the pros outweigh the cons to me says that this is a very well made game.

Humans have been on the planet earth for approximately 300,000 years. We have been faced with millions of struggles, such as violence, disease, natural disasters, and much more. But against all odds, with seemingly everything against us, we as humans came up on top and became the dominant race. And with all of this... With all of the struggles that we have overcome, and all the hardship we faced... We did it. We have peaked. Because we, ladies and gentlemen, have made the most impressive and incredible feat yet. We invented: SPERMINATOR: RESCUING TZAR VALD. With a victory as great as this, it is unlikely we could ever make something even nearly as spectacular. With it's top tier gameplay, mechanics, and story, it is almost the PERFECT game to ever exist. The only real thing that could improve on this game's immeasurable perfection is an online mode. If that were to be made, then we as humans will have peaked, unable to make something better than this, even if given a million years to try.

Tf2 is like Minecraft. its a game, and also a masterpiece. Saying Tf2 is just a game is like saying the Mona Lisa is just a painting. Tf2 isn't "just" a game, it's so much more. It's a lifestyle. Also if your'e reading this, just know that I will never give you up, nor will I let you down.