This man owes me 5 kilos of meth

Dear Warden,

I am writing to enquire about a potential 'job' in your facility. I am pleased to offer you my 'services' you require to perform this exciting and challenging position.

Birthed by lightning while sailing the nether regions, by 1783 I was again active. Currently I loot antiques, stage assassinations, and occasionally commandeer penitentiaries.

Qualifications include locking people into a cult, bartering with ghost Indians, mining ghost gold, and inadvertently creating Yellowstone with a mechanized gyroplane. A thorough resume is provided below.

Sincerely,

Maunon Manatu, 'The Zombie'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gK-Js5MN5Y&list=WL&index=9

Nobody listens to CDs anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5vh7jtrW2Y&list=WL&index=4