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I was hungry so i decided to eat some bbq wings and watch some anime. there was about 6 of it and i ate 3 and a half. that was when i started to feel a bit funky on my hand and mouth, and i thought to myself "wow, these bacteria are extra rough today". i used the flashlight on my phone to see what was going on and there was an army of ants covering my hands and i ♥♥♥♥ you not, i cough once and my mouth is a shotgun that shoots ants as bullets. i was covered in fear and ants and the urge to scream, but the fear of asian parents is stronger. i can only cry silently in a dark and quiet room, all alone, while being violated by ants.
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\( *¯∇¯)ノ ☆FABULOUS~☆ ABRA KADABRA! ヽ( ゚ヮ・)ノ.・゚*。・+☆ the pleasure of being cummed insideTHE PLEASURE OF
BEING CUMMED INSIDEwhat are you
doingG A I J I N D E M O N ahaha ahaha ahahahaha
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard cockadoodle push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him with my ak. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.