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43 of 50 (86%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 1:08pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 1:33am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 11:43am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 11:51am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 10:17am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 11:12am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 12:07pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2016 @ 12:48pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 10:37am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2016 @ 12:53pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 8:59am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 10:27am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 3:41am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 12:04pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2016 @ 11:52am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 10:36am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 12:58pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 10:27am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 2:24pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 10:27am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 1:38pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2016 @ 11:11am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 12:38pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 10:40am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 10:28am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2016 @ 11:52am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 2:34am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 10:30am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 10:29am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 1:39am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 10:28am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 2:47am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 2:43am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 9:06am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 3:10am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 9:29am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 1:57am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 3:57am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 1:06pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 12:55am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 2:15am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 12:40pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 8:48am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.