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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2015 @ 6:47pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2015 @ 7:40pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 8:50am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 8:48am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 7:33am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 5:26pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 10:13am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 8:07pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 5:39am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 7:40pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2015 @ 7:56pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 9:35am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 8:02pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 10:11am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2016 @ 7:45am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 7:47pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 8:30pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 7:30am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 2:41am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 6:53am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 9:35am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2017 @ 9:46am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 6:46am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 1:57am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 5:06am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 7:53pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2015 @ 7:27pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2015 @ 6:35pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 2:51am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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