After a good game in Minecraft, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great minecraft games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a minecraft lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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I can't reach you on any social media but you left your hentai waifu pillow at my place and I really don't want to touch it because it's all crusty and has weird white stains all over it. You must have spilled some glue or something idk but if you could come pick it back up asap that would be great

You're a god, please i beg you.. i'm literally on my knees for you!! TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY SENPAI

Stop inting my league games

the one and only true GOD