Recent reviews by IRMS_UwU

As people see this game as ''An Alternative for WoT and War Thunder'', in practice.. something went wrong. Technically new vehicles has new abilities etc etc. BUT. The gameplay ahhh it's the worst thing in this game, PVP servers are mostly completely empty. If you want to play this game on PVP you need to count on Russians playing this game or you gonna make the whole family quicker than you gonna be putted to battle by matchmaking. Also PVE.. ugh... trust me, me as a person who made few vehicles on Xth tier and had to play all that battles. PVE are sooo boring, like you can't even imagine. Also PVE is the only mode you can wait less than 24 hours. But there's another ''But''. If you gonna play on the same mode, and the same map 6 times, you literally gonna start to cry by boredom and you gonna fall into sleep. It's literally the best game if you want to sleep properly. If you care about your time, and you want to have alot of new alternatives in the game, don't play this.

This game has the same problems, like most of Tom Clancy's saga games. You only kill, and make objectives, and nothing else. Also the dialoges.. Even bethesda made a better dialogs, because you can make decisions. In a huge shortcut, because I do't want to write that much about this game. We are just the Errand Boys. Don't get me wrong, people can like games like that, but for me, it's just boring.

Okay okay. Don't get me wrong, everyone has their own tastes in games. But I personally have not a small disapintment when I bought this game. Personally this game has alot of similar problems like Tom Clancy's saga games from Ubisoft. Now, what I mean is very simple. You just shoot, shoot, kill, kill, kill, and make the quests in infinity loop. The thing what I really hate in this game is :

- The game is only repeating itself, the only thing you do is making simple quests, kill, kill, and kill, then upgrades and nothing else. Like, expect that this game has nothing else to offer.
- Awfully made optimalisation. People are going to say here ''ThEn BuY bEtTeR pC'' and ''SkIlL iSsUe'' but jeez, you've got a game like Battlefield 1, which is few years older, is alot better optimised, and has alot better graphics than this game. In a big shortcut, who the heck made this game's optimalisation ?
- Propaganda, huge propaganda in this game lore. Like, I know it's the dictatorian dysthopia, but literally people lost their own values and traditions, or even belives, just to glorify ''Democracy'' as a sense of life. I'll be honest here, this is even worse than Nazi Germany and Soviet Union in a same time. This thing is so awful I even can't stand it as a history lover. In a big shortcut, expect ''Democracy'', they don't even talk about anything else, it just looks like Monolith from stalker, but alot worse. (Don't get me wrong, I know it's a commedy with that but I still don't like it, don't get me wrong)
- Enemies in this game, literally, all people I saw this in game, only plays agaist the robots, noone fights with bugs, but also, there's nothing else we can't fight with, in practice, we only fight agaist robots and nothing else. That also made me disapointed.

But I also gonna say some pros, I can't just say everything negative about it.

- Sense of humor, expect the ideological propaganda, it's just a big dark commedy. Especially when you start the game or you watch Helldivers Rectrutating Campaign in TV, it's really fun when you can see the campaign that your family members are being eaten alive and you just scream with pain and die too. Then when you get hit or something, you just say ''Oh my Democracy''. Even tho it's really dark thing, and I don't like it, in other hand, I just love laughing at stupidity of humanity.

- Animations, they are really great, The movement is very realistic. Also the animation decides about life of your Helldiver,. When you gonna jump with alt, and the explosion gonna reach you, your character can be throwed by the blast and for example, crack your back on the pole and you instantly die. It's very rare in computer games.

- Gore, damaging, traumas and destruction, when you can see the flying gibs around your body, it's really satisfying when you're a sadist or if gore is your kink. Having blood or oil on the armor, just dirtying, blasting parts of bodies, decapitations, ruining robots into the pieces can make you feel a really big satisfaction.


Personally for me, people can like this game, but for me, it's just boring and you only do one thing. Nothing personal.

Nobody will read my review, so I'll just say I sold my wife for internet connection.

That's the game which shows my writed roleplays. Also this games makes me want doing that even more.

(Also irl I am even more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up than Ashley. To be honest I am wondering why.)

You made the second Diamond's Cassion from GTA Online, congrats !

You made the voice of our character in Fallout 4 but you didn't do the same for Fallout 76.

This games shows the dreams of left wing activists with IPhones in their hands.

El Presidente is even better than The Emperor from Warhammer 40K, and Lenin can't reach his heel. El Presidente can live longer than the whole earth and in a same time he can live like Boris Yeltsin without any problems.

*Soldier under the bridge saying to me* Nye Stre-
*kills him with shotgun before he ended*