Progression de Шишига pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2015 à 6h50

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 26 déc. 2015 à 13h05

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 1 janv. 2016 à 16h56

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 4 aout 2024 à 9h32

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2015 à 11h17

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 26 déc. 2015 à 14h03

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2015 à 5h55

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2015 à 7h06

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2015 à 11h42

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 1 janv. 2016 à 17h20

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 2 janv. 2016 à 6h50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 2 janv. 2016 à 13h03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 29 aout 2021 à 9h42

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2015 à 11h11

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 29 aout 2021 à 9h51

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 29 aout 2021 à 12h10

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 2 janv. 2016 à 8h28

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 29 aout 2021 à 11h10

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 29 aout 2021 à 9h43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 1 janv. 2016 à 17h10

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 2 janv. 2016 à 12h41

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2015 à 11h40

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2015 à 11h22

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 29 aout 2021 à 9h59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2015 à 10h40

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 5 janv. 2023 à 9h36

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2015 à 11h43

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 26 déc. 2015 à 13h01

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 26 déc. 2015 à 14h05

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2015 à 6h27

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 26 déc. 2015 à 13h01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 29 aout 2021 à 9h42

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 2 janv. 2023 à 10h58

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 29 aout 2021 à 11h00

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2015 à 6h29

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 1 janv. 2016 à 17h12

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 29 aout 2021 à 9h50

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 29 aout 2021 à 11h07

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 3 aout 2024 à 15h28

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 29 aout 2021 à 13h25

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 26 déc. 2015 à 14h37

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 2 janv. 2016 à 13h04

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 10 aout 2024 à 14h03

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

13 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

6 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

11 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

7 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30