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Don't forget that tomorrow starts the new Steam rule where Gabe Newell can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever is in your refrigerator. To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Steam feed:

I do not authorize Gabe Newell or any entity associated with Steam to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Steam to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, pickles, and leftover pizza alone.

After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will turn blue 🔵 and you’re good to go.

I used to jerk off to angry birds When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, l had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

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I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEMOLISHING her ♥♥♥♥♥, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!