logged onto maf for first time in like 2 or 3 yrs, seen u said hi in feb. hi naz!!!

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what is a lenin and where do i put it?

ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!
There is a CŲM EGG alert in aisle 4!
Someone came all over the floor. There is cumeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cumeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cummie eggie must have been produced by a fućking blue whale.
Oh God I can smell it.
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The fluid mixture has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cummie eggy mess. I cannot see. It's all yellow white . Everything. White. Yellow. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm_
gargling noises
drowning-
slip
in-
more thick eggy gargling
-cumegg!
dial tone
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
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ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place egg

hey you DEMOCRATIC SLUT it’s ErECTION SEASON so while you’re CUMpaigning don’t forget about DADDY Naz hop on the phone sex line and call those sexy SWIGGY voters send this to of your sluttiest sailors who are WET FOR Naz and volunteer to WORK THOSE POLES or you won’t get any wet passy until 2024