Criminal Record:
First Degree Loserism
Aggravated Homosexuality
Cringe
Violation of Parole
Tax Evasion
Theft
Robbery
Grand Theft Auto
Armed Robbery
Assault
Battery
Murder
Burglary
Double Homicide
Vehicular Manslaughter
Desertion
Failure to Game
Torture
Tax Fraud
Arson
Money Laundering
Embezzlement
Illegal immigration