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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
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⢇⢧⠣⣱⣿⣿⡿⠉⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠁⢼⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿
⢳⢑⢱⣿⣿⣿⠂⠄⢀⠄⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⠄⠄⢁⡤⢘⣿⣿⣿
⡪⡂⣿⣿⣿⡗⠄⢰⣦⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⣻⣿⡆⠄⠐⠉⢀⣿⣿⣿
⡜⡄⣻⣿⣿⠂⠄⠹⠋⢀⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣤⣠⣰⣮⣿⣿⠿
⡕⠔⡌⠿⣿⣄⢀⢄⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⡠⠙⠛⠛⠟⢛⢉⢅⠤⠢ hi fren
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1.Lags
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4.Low team
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6.Lucker
7.Smurf
8.Hitbox
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| Windows has detected your penis is small
| Is that true ?
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