Recent reviews by Genesis

The amount of frustration caused by laggy input registration would make any man go bald.

10/10 would see my character get hit during a dodge roll again

Controls are tedious and if you pick the melee class, you'll probably end up spamming the same attack from start to finish. I've literally never seen so much depth in an RPG.

10/10 would participate in the contest of zeroes again

A farmer approaches.

Why do you have blood on your overalls?
"Fqck"

Why do you have a knife?
"Fqck"

I heard moans, what have you done?
"Fqck"

[Look at body]

There is a name on the farmer's overalls.
...... fqck

Still single. Duck my life.

You might have done sex 254 times...? Eep! Mom saw!

http://imgur.com/SSM7YpC

I got challenged by a Steam friend to play this game and I actually found it worth playing because of all the bugs. I hadn't had such a good laugh in a long time!

Yes it crashes a lot, yes it doesn't really help you in your progression (especially for the crafting recipes), yes the AI is dumb as a doorknob, yes the level design in the maze is horrible but let's face it, when a panther is chasing you and gets stuck in a bush, when a monkey is throwing rocks at you backwards, when you get teleported back to the beginning of the level after drinking (unsafe) water from a pond or when the game autosaves right after you die and you get stuck in a death loop, you won't get such good laughs in any other game ^^.

That's why I'd recommend this game, not for its gameplay but for its bugs. Happy crashing! :)

MUST... BUY... NEW... KEYBOARD...

Went for the bacon, ended up starving :(

It's a neat educational game with cute graphics and good music. As others previously stated, the game is really short and lacks any sort of explanation. It would have been nice to have stuff to rely on (such as world maps) in order to get better at the game. I would have gladly recommended it if it wasn't so pricy (10$) .

PEW! PEW! PEW!

*slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*