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The Jarl 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am 
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man ripped apart by dogs 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22am 
loomk at what they am doing for me... imprisionad for ruptured ♥♥♥♥ an ball in the court room...... no raspect for us fatally developed....... pranked the pet bird (iraqi customs when greeting him) and pet ruptire on my ball...... so done with this somicety...... headimng out for food again guys u want anything?
The Jarl 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am 
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The Jarl 29 Mar, 2021 @ 3:20am 
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Man torn apart by gorillas 23 Dec, 2020 @ 11:45am 
Like to i petrend with my homies from Amway. wel jsut need to get our parents alwie and 2 well haha(decafitated) friends to buy BTC then we all get yachts.
The Jarl 15 Dec, 2020 @ 9:19am 
Today walked my hobo. (i had him on leashe ofcourse.).) .. aF6TER the trip (he is black).. i showed him the true meaning of power. This was done by toiday we had fish for dinner. thios tasted bvvetter than the other hobo we slaughtered the other day. (other)..

M;y bladder is full at this moment. i6t will burst atg any moment. anywauys i bought my new lawnmoaner. i like to use the moaner on hobos, this make them more deader, (unalive).
My bladder is no longer full. I also have a sickening pain and blood flow from das pants. time to change. pantalolois are now red. Same colour as my cym and urine., I guess this is noraml froim time to time, but what dfo i know, i am oonly (help)
man ripped apart by dogs 7 Nov, 2020 @ 4:20pm 
ANYWAYS CLYDE SO ME AND THE BOYS ARE READY TO GET HAMDINGERS AND BRUSKIS WITH THE BOYS IF YOU WANNA JOIN THE BIYS , MAYBE BRING THAT PRETTY LITTLE LADY FRIEND OF YOURS

SEE YOU AT THE CRECK
man ripped apart by dogs 27 Oct, 2020 @ 3:01pm 
I HATE NEURAL NETWORKS WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT SOME SPAGHETTIOS ATTACHED TO SOME BALLS, ONLY NETORK I CARE ABOUT IS MY HOME WIFI TELL YOU WHAT BOBBY
The Jarl 25 Oct, 2020 @ 10:53am 
CEASE AND DESIST
May 15th
By Certified Mail
Moe Lester
Rightaddress 41
England, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Germany
Dear Ms. Flamingo:
This law firm represents Moe Lester. If you are represented by legal counsel, please direct this letter to your attorney immediately and have your attorney notify us of such representation.
You are hereby directed to
CEASE AND DESIST ALL DEFAMATION OF
MOE LESTER'S CHARACTER AND REPUTATION.
Moe Lester is an educated, respected professional in the community. She has spent years serving the community in her profession and building a positive reputation. Moe Lester has learned that you have engaged in spreading false, destructive, and defamatory rumors about her.
Under Minnesota International law, it is unlawful to engage in defamation of another’s character and reputation. Defamation consists of
The Jarl 25 Oct, 2020 @ 10:53am 
(0) Using stolen space-vehicles from NASA to send chimpanzees into the sun;
(1) Delivering millitary grade uranium to a special needs kindergarten;
(2) Selling fake life-buyos filled with lead to third-world countries;
(3) Placing camouflaged bear traps on music festivals;
(4) Adopting multiple dogs to sell their organs on the black market labeled as human organs;
(5) Entering a hospitals to unplug everyone on a life support machine;
(6) Smuggling multiple cactuses inside the ass, and then selling them in strict no-cactus zones;
The Jarl 25 Oct, 2020 @ 10:53am 
Your defamatory statements involved [CIRCUMSTANCES AND/OR DESCRIPTION OF DEFAMATORY STATEMENTS].
Accordingly, we demand that you (A) immediately cease and desist your unlawful defamation of MOE LESTER and (B)
The Jarl 25 Oct, 2020 @ 10:52am 
provide us with prompt written assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from further defamation of MOE LESTER'S character and reputation.
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Before taking these steps, however, my client wished to give you one opportunity to discontinue your illegal conduct by complying with this demand within ten (10) days. Accordingly, please sign and return the attached Defamation Settlement Agreement within ten (10) days to not get malaria
The Jarl 25 Oct, 2020 @ 10:51am 
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I recommend that you consult with an attorney regarding this matter. If you or your attorney have any questions, please contact me directly.
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man ripped apart by dogs 12 Oct, 2020 @ 10:18am 
i need rats for my new rat recipie

it contains rats and water??? best raepcipie ever.... ,,,, see you round boy
man ripped apart by dogs 11 Oct, 2020 @ 6:37am 
tony soprano the italian stallion from new jersey ♥♥♥♥♥ my wife
The Jarl 11 Oct, 2020 @ 5:53am 
E looks like 2 squares or whatever albert einstein said. i didnt study geometry. Never forget.
The Jarl 11 Oct, 2020 @ 5:52am 
Hei! nå svarer du onkel! eller så blir det karameller av onkel. Skal du ha karameller av onkel?
man ripped apart by dogs 25 Sep, 2020 @ 9:44am 
my urine wasnt sterile
i had to pee in it
man ripped apart by dogs 9 Sep, 2020 @ 1:10pm 
imagine....

the year is 2011: hood by air is in production, supreme clothing brand is accessible and affordable, asap yams is alive, venus x is just starting his ghe20 g0th1k clothing line, u have a pair pyrex vision shorts but mo one knows who virhil abloh is, you have a monster in your hand, and your opioid addiciton is purely recreational......

life truley was if it was better then back hen......
man ripped apart by dogs 30 Aug, 2020 @ 2:48pm 
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thanks alot man were gonna send you these hard airhorn cans very quickly within the end of the year
man ripped apart by dogs 25 Aug, 2020 @ 10:32am 
Hey g

I am selling my pet lobster Vladimir

He is a very old and sweet lobster. FOund him in the backyard howling two yaers ago.
Vlad likes to go for walks, and gets grupmy when he does not get taken walks fof.
Do not play vlad ANY music from Aha or he will destroy you

Cash only, hope to hear
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The Jarl 12 Aug, 2020 @ 1:28pm 
he trolls will never admit it, but wells fargo has been knocking the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crap out of covid and police brutality, with their posts
man ripped apart by dogs 12 Aug, 2020 @ 1:19pm 
so whats up guys today i accidentally contracted snake aids!! HIV!! from a snake!! so this took place around the local chucky cheese, where they serve great pizza ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to perfection in the microwave

either whay this is a bit of a tanget but the piizz a feels really while playing in the ball pit
many weird sweat and odor. the rat man looks at me with disgust

anywho whule i was playing in the ball pit i thought the rat man had left a present for me. turns out it was a snake!!! he tried to keel me!! or so i thmink

the snake looked very and i thought maybe it would taseete so i took a bite

the slippery little snildo snuck out of my mouth and bit me!!! back

i felt some weird foaming out of my mouth. i thought was safe to consume

later i go to doctor Ash Rhamm and ask for rectal exam... i quickly realize i need to check the foaming from the mo

doctor say i have snaids?!!!!!!

very
man ripped apart by dogs 12 Aug, 2020 @ 1:09pm 
The invisible hand has found its equilibrium....
man ripped apart by dogs 11 Aug, 2020 @ 1:41pm 
epic newse!; supreme cort rules that Honda can label theur cars homemade if they force the workers to live in the fcactory... epic win for 2021
man ripped apart by dogs 11 Aug, 2020 @ 1:40pm 
if you dont post anything for a month and i can't find the reason why, i just assume you died and got buried in someones yard like old joe....
The Jarl 11 Aug, 2020 @ 1:30pm 
crapping my self at food 4 less and making $1000000 per second from people sharing pictures of it
man ripped apart by dogs 5 Aug, 2020 @ 11:31am 
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man ripped apart by dogs 5 Aug, 2020 @ 11:30am 
*me and ombama surreounded by Pee*
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Matt 5 Aug, 2020 @ 3:23am 
Vroom haha I said funny word laugh or consequences.
man ripped apart by dogs 4 Aug, 2020 @ 3:45pm 
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man ripped apart by dogs 4 Aug, 2020 @ 3:45pm 
the dj from the party told me he ran over a man with his car 4 years afo and it waas a hit and run and now hes crying
man ripped apart by dogs 25 Jul, 2020 @ 2:48am 
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man ripped apart by dogs 21 Jul, 2020 @ 4:28am 
At 8:30 precisely, the frogs beyond the hills scream.
Man torn apart by gorillas 16 Jul, 2020 @ 4:52am 
Hello i have LOADED my truck with sement -t, four metric tonnes worth. Where should i park my dong (i call my truck my dong)

Best regards,
Truckers nation
man ripped apart by dogs 15 Jul, 2020 @ 10:55am 
( iam big bos))
man ripped apart by dogs 15 Jul, 2020 @ 10:55am 
big clap from big bos
man ripped apart by dogs 14 Jul, 2020 @ 1:20pm 
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man ripped apart by dogs 14 Jul, 2020 @ 1:19pm 
i have very money
76561198254471451 1 May, 2020 @ 3:44pm 
GOD is an endangered spec'ies
76561198254471451 1 May, 2020 @ 3:37pm 
fr*ck your self stop looking at my posts. tase a sons of a b*tfh asse
76561198254471451 1 May, 2020 @ 2:59pm 
man @girl go out to drive under moon light, they stop at on at side on of road
he turned to his girl and saying
"baby i love you very much"
"what is is honey"
"Our car broken is broken down. i think the engine is broken down. ill walk and get some more engine fuel"
"ok.. i ll stay here and look after oure srtereo. there have been news of repotrts of stereose being stolen"
"Qgood idea. keep the doors locked no matter what i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car, after two hour the girl say " where
is my baby," he was supposed to be to back to me byu now"

then the girl here scratching sound and boice say "let me in"

the gir doesnt do the it and then after a while she go to sleep. next morning she wakes up to find her s boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
man ripped apart by dogs 24 Apr, 2020 @ 3:26am 
you fool. you absolute buffon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. i will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. i didnt want war, but i didnt start it.
man ripped apart by dogs 14 Apr, 2020 @ 5:19am 
Netflix: You still there?

Albert: ya