Found quite a good joke on Youtube the other day....



http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zfK0jUycNR0





*SPOILER*


Full transcript of the joke



"I heard a rather nice story of a man who drank a lot. His wife said "If you ever come home drunk again, I'm going to leave you" and he went out to a pub, drank a lot and threw up all over himself. He said to his friend "If I come home my wife will leave me". His friend said "I'll tell you what, go home and tell her that somebody threw up over you and put a £20 note in your inside jacket pocket and show it and say "he gave me this" for the dry cleaning bill".



He comes home and said to his wife "Someone threw up over me and gave me twenty pounds for the cleaning bill".

She said "Why have you got two twenty pound notes in your hand?".

He said "Oh, the other one is from the man who ♥♥♥♥ in my pants".