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Recent reviews by EvilUrologist1924

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2 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
'TRAPPED IN THE FOREST' is a game which has no reason to exist. You are in the forest, a never-ending forest, with a few things to do but no reason to do them. It is so full of life but the game is so impersonal and artificial, it ends up feeling infertile and barren anyways. So much so I would hesitate to call anything in this game living, everything is meandering clutter. From the forests populated by clusters of the same trees, a ceaseless entourage of the same entities, and traces of humanity long gone, it is all clutter. There are only traces left because after playing the game for 5 minutes everyone promptly submitted a refund request and left.

The game is devoid of passion and an identity, which is kind of sad. The fact that there was a real person behind this makes me sad. If you had tried a little more you could have made something good. I hope you do keep making games, but you need to start imbuing them with some personality. This game made me feel alienated, it lacks a human element.
Posted 7 July. Last edited 7 July.
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0.1 hrs on record
not worth 91 cents
Posted 7 July. Last edited 7 July.
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1.5 hrs on record
i liked it
Posted 23 June.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
This is the worst game I have ever played
Posted 23 May.
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0.3 hrs on record
Indefensible drivel
Posted 19 April. Last edited 19 April.
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2 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
This game sets a new standard for the horror genre. The Euphoric Brothers poured their hearts into this one and it shows.
Posted 6 February.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
This game is dismal and tedious. An interesting idea that feels almost intentionally torturous to play. You move at a sluggish pace whilst pulling out, sawing, or cauterising various objects that are functionally the same over and over. The game is too slow, and too long, that boredom overpowers any sense of horror or disgust. The final stage is just laughably bad.
Posted 30 January. Last edited 30 January.
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0.4 hrs on record
This game made me miserable
Posted 26 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
188.8 hrs on record (166.0 hrs at review time)
game
Posted 16 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.6 hrs on record (19.1 hrs at review time)
So glitchy, definitely not worth the price
Posted 17 April, 2023. Last edited 17 April, 2023.
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