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hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

The dude two comments below me is Gay

I have crippling doubts about myself and my well being, please help me this isnt a meme nor is this a joke. there is no camera, i just need someone to talk to please help.

During my time in the Vietnam war I saw women get raped and my best friend get shot beside me and eaten by myself. I took heroin by the adam’s apple and was sexually assaulted by a band of gorillas. Every day I woke up in a trench with a needle in my throat and a gorilla up my ass each day I shot the head off a filthy communist jew I hope they burn in whichever religion they come from. Praise Satan. Everyday I watch reynads stream I had served 97% of my military time and I knew I was going to die soon. Then I saw it. The code TEMPO and the side of his screen. I used it to get 3% off my time in Vietnam and was shipped back to Reynad's basement where I was safe and the only thing up my ass was Reynad's buttplugs. I knew I was happy now I have PTSD and terminal diabetes cancer I know that I have I have pleased the immortal lord Reynad, and thats all that matters...
This is my Vietnam story