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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls pic. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

You think you're cool being gone on your profile!? I'll have you know what cool means. Cool is when you stick your ♥♥♥♥ in your little sisters mouth when she sleeps. Cool is when you chain your little sister up and force her to swallow your semen for days, then ♥♥♥♥ her knowing mom and dad are gone for the week. Cool is when you stick your ♥♥♥♥ in her smooth vagina, so soft that gods could feel (but of course you are not cool to know the feeling), then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot sticky loads into her as she cries in pain. So next time you want to act cool, you're making a big mistake kid.

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