Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

looshid

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥

After a solid game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a pretty good player and generally a good guy. We started talking, and over the next few months we got tight. Lots of back and forth chatting, good csgo games, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my friends house for a csgo lan party. He said ofc, so I was stoked to meet him in real life because he was coming.
When he got to my friends house he whispered in my ear that he had to tell me a secret in private. We went into a separate room from the party, and thats when he tripped me and jumped on me while I was on the ground trying to get his pants off. What he didnt realize is that I had boobytrapped the room, and slipping a rope noose over his right foot, the trap went off and he was dangling in the middle of the room with his pants down screaming. Thats when I knocked him out with a solid right hook. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

this guy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up bruh