i miss mordhau

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

yo mate

mieux which means better in french, get ♥♥♥♥ on cuz

-rep

skins but no skill

troll boomer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cant even afford gloves

When i was playing one of the worst CS games of my entire career on a map that I had played maybe once before in my whole 10 years of CS, this man brightened up my day. He taught me how to properly throw my ass back while we were waiting for someone to reconnect to our team. On the very last round we swapped AKs, and when he planted bomb on A site he started twerking which distracted me and got me killed. We won the game. 10/10 didnt flame me for being terribad for the whole game and turned something that would normally be a grueling experience into something that I may not ever forget.

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I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK I ♥♥♥♥ING love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a wall text of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friend list would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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When I was about twelve, my mother opened the bathroom door without knocking and caught me lying naked on the floor cracking an egg onto my ♥♥♥♥♥. I have no idea why. I tried to flip over to hide my shame but the tiles were pretty slippery from several previously cracked eggs so I just kind of slapped and flailed for a bit. She didn't say anything, just closed the door.

literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who can barely speak thinks he can talk ♥♥♥♥, lol

+rep cocky little ♥♥♥♥♥ that thought he had "an easy dub" in a 4v5 and I bent him over and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ him hard. Would love to smash again

HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿

dookie in the sink?

Stinky has left his mark on your profile. Stinky will be waiting for his sacrafice.

dookie in the sink

I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick and tired of these people sayin' i'm a homosexual for putting my tongue in my homie’s dookie tube. A homie's urges must be accepted and fulfilled u kno what im sayin? My ♥♥♥♥♥ had a boomin' bulge, of course you can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deprive your homie of some entertainment. Homies help homies, man. God! It's not even that bad! You are all so rude smh. A ♥♥♥♥♥ just needed some rubbin' u kno? Aint no rubbin time gay if I say "no ♥♥♥♥". I'm as straight as his ♥♥♥♥! The ♥♥♥♥ you heathens saying!? I can suck his ♥♥♥♥ all I want, that's what HOMIES do! As long as we both say no ♥♥♥♥ of course chill it ain't gay. Y'all, that booty was clappin! But bruh it's ok, i was able to taste it cause I was straight- I am STILL straight ♥♥♥♥♥. I would never be gay, I hate ♥♥♥♥ y'all should know that.

hey just to let you know, i feel the same way, i want to expose your anus to the world, it's the prettiest flower i've ever witnessed, i'll love it all night.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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-rep jumping p90 headshot and xxxtentacion ♥♥♥♥ luver

BOI why the ♥♥♥♥ you like xxx, boi be looking like a mop with a Minecraft tree on his head.

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i like the use of white to simulate semen and ejaculation, very well done, also the black really brings our your love of african tribesmen to a whole notha level brotha man, very well done, i give this amazing black and white a sublte but fair 9.6/10

-rep he is walling

Hey baby, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime?

Hello, add me please

bruv

like do you wanna have anal intercorse?

metal are u gay?

kid is walling

blocked for life, your loss dude. LOL

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the profile of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

an LE leaves a MG2 game lmfao stop playing u trash

add me senpai

bro why you unadd me cuzin

only uses p90 no skill

worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player ever

Signed By - Stay Hip my Coooool Man!!1111!!!! RadICAL!!!!

signed by LoveNinja - this will be worth something someday.

signed by Brandon ;)

Attention: When playing this this kid, just AWP's and P90's + Squeaker

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