https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw

kendrick and it's not even close

imagine having 2k hours in a dead mmo (total nermal vibe) and not having crafted the lv5 badge for it, i'd hate myself

bro hates mondays

♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarted ass cat. "Give me lasgnana" doesnt he know thjeyres more important things like friends an d family that he ignores? ♥♥♥♥ this mangy cat i wish he would ♥♥♥♥ off i hate mondays suck my tiny ♥♥♥♥

ladies and gents, he's back after an entire year offline! Tales will be told of this day for years to come

ladies and gents, he's back after an entire year offline! Tales will be told of this day for years to come

bro dont watch last season of got

Ok guys, today I came out as Garfield to my parents. I LOVE Garfield, every day I wake up and feel like Garfield. I am GARFIELD, so when I told my mommy that I identify as Garfield.. She got SUPER PISSED! Like... what?? What's wrong with being Garfield? I am GARFIELD. I wanna be like Garfield, a fat lazy ass cat that watches tv all day... THAT'S ME! I am Garfield, I know it. My blood is lasagna, god I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE LASANGA. I eat nothing BUT LASANGA! When my mommy makes anything other than lasagna.. I get SUPERRR ANGRY! I cannot stand any of that other ♥♥♥♥ she makes! God... I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE LASANGA! I AM GARFIELD!

last chance to look at me jon

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90.4 hours past 2 weeks
lool loser

What Metal bands do you like??? my favs are Iron Maiden and Megadeth

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What Metal bands do you like??? my favs are Iron Maiden and Megadeth

garfield

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annual reminder that nickelback is the greatest metal band of all time

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i lost nnn btw

Because for reasons no one in his world can explain, once a week, for one glorious fleeting Sunday, Garfield discovers his normally gray world miraculously awash with the brilliancy of color, the loftiest cyans, sweetest magentas, and most radiant yellows all on full display, permeating all of existence with beauty indescribable. And then Monday dawns and cruelly snatches this rapturous full spectrum from his grasp, returning him to the empty monochrome shell of a world that is to be his prison for the remaining 6 days, taunting him with the memory of his brush with the sublime and the knowledge that as long as there are Mondays, that feeling will always be something he can never truly possess.

ur gay bc ur attracted to men im gay bc i hate women we are not the same
femboy oithl when??? uwu~

Here's a quick gay calculator.

D= Number of ♥♥♥♥♥ B= Number of BALLS V= Number of VAGINAS T= Number of TITS G= Gayness. So... G=(D+B)/(V+T)= Gayness Ratio.

1 man 1 woman = (1+2)/(1+2)=1= Heterosexual baseline (Vanilla)

No woman: G = N/0 = infinitely gay

No men: G = 0/N = 0 gayness.

MFF threesome: G = (1+2)/(2+4)= 0.5, Better than Vanilla

MMF threesome: G = (2+4)/(1+2) = 2, twice as gay as vanilla.

1 shemale solo: G = (1+2)/(0+2) = 1.5, Less gay then MMF, but more gay than vanilla.

trap (no tits) on trap (no tits): G= (2+4)/(0+0) = infinitely gay

Shemale (tits) on trap (no tits): G = (2+4)/(0+2) = 3, twice as gay as 1 shemale solo.

Man ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shemale: G = (2+4)/(0+2) = 3, just as gay as the one above.

Shemale ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ woman: G= (1+2)/(1+4) = 3/5, Less gay than Vanilla

50 men ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1 woman: G = (50+100)/(1+2) = 50, 25 times more gayer than Vanilla !

Kek!

Iam in the bathroom rn listening to onda while typing this, my father and other brother are yelling cause I broke my little brothers nose cuase he interrupted me. I was listening to jail and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ came into with his lil speaker playing some nba youngboy or sumn i snatched the speaker and♥♥♥♥ung swung it and smashed it his face I dontp lay like that when it comes to moments like this ♥♥♥♥ him ♥♥♥♥♥♥ probably got frontal teeth chipped too ♥♥♥♥ him btw hurricane so spiritual bro weeknd hook and parts got me crying im experiencing ascension lord you are forever god is the greatest praise be lord bless my brothers here on this sub and Kanye and may we wake up to happier and greater days every morning

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shut up mlw oithl floppymouse mason garfborg other ♥♥♥♥ names i cant memberXDxDDD

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

who woulda thought the guy with an obsession with garfield turned out to be a furry

Real and true

This man is a full grown furry and loves animes like theres no tomorrow. Like his room is filled anime pillows so this "ESO" is nothing but a facade and his true calling is Dream and Furries. His driving is absolutely WOW. Never get into a car with him it will be your last. GG!

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too far oithl weirdga

1.6k hours on a dead gaem holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cringe lmfao

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well, i'm off to go consume 42 years worth of garfield comics, the first show, the second show, the upcoming show, the primetime specials, the films, the two racing games on steam, and garfield merch, i know you pride yourself as a fan of garfield, oithl, but i'll have you know that your passion for garfield is minuscule compared to mine

and then i guess because of the influence garfield has had on popular culture, there are like a bunch of garfield memes, and then it finally dawned on me, the reason for garfield's success, unlike most of the aforementioned comics, garfield has no social or political commentary, it is, in its very essence, pure nihilism, i finally understood what garfield meant when he said that he hated mondays or doing pretty much anything, save for eating a load of lasagna, at last, i can relate to garfield in his entirety, like holy crap, this is it, all those jokes that flew over my head when i was young, i can now appreciate them for what they are, i have immense respect for jim davis, he has been writing about the conflict between existence and nothingness for all these years in a section of the newspaper aimed at children and adults

like OMG, don't even get me started with the garfield show, there was nothing i looked more forward to, when i was done with my freaking homework, than to watching some good cartoons on cartoon network, like ed edd n eddy, chowder, flapjack, foster's home, knd, adventure time, and so many others, but there were times when the garfield show came on instead, and i was so furious, i absolutely HATED the garfield show, i don't even like cgi, i thought it was gross to look at and i guess i didn't get any of the jokes or something, because i never really thought it was funny, like, the worst part of it all was that there was literally nothing else good on tv, i didn't like nickelodeon's shows, except for spongebob, and disney's shows were trash for the most part, so there i was, autistically screeching every time it came on, by this point, i hated garfield and everything related to it

when i was little, i read the sunday comics whenever i could when i went to my aunt's house, as we didn't get the newspaper, i enjoyed reading beetle bailey, zits, blondie, the far side, the lockhorns, family circus, and dilbert, but there were a couple of strips that i never really got into, like peanuts, calvin and hobbes, and garfield, especially garfield, like, what was supposed to be funny about a fat talking orange cat who for some reason eats only lasagna, hates mondays, and is supposed to be super lazy?

there were a couple of times when i read garfield, and i legitimately thought, "ok this is actually funny", but most of the times, i was like, "wow this is really boring, who even writes this stuff anyways?", so more or less, it was like a hit or miss most of the times i read it, sometimes it was funny, and sometimes it wasn't, i held a neutral opinion on garfield, until the show started appearing on cn