Another way to spot chickenheads is by checking out their navels. Many chickenheads had mothers who didn’t know how to properly remove their umbilical cords when they were babies. (You can’t use cocoa butter to help remove the umbilical cord.) This causes their navels to protrude or become slightly disfigured as they grow up. Beware."
-Tariq Nasheed, The Mack Within: The Holy Book of Game

ive played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle gym during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to Gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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+rep drove me to maries pizza for a slice of chicken bacon ranch