If you have made it here, its probably because you are mad. I've already won

Sometimes I fantasise about Ana De Armas coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs and I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologise, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry in her arms.
Please help, Is there any hope for me?


Your insults slide off, my brain too smooth, loser