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21.8 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 11 August, 2022.
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27.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
I understand that games are supposed to be hard, but this game kind of crosses the line. You see, there are so many bad things about it. The controls are very janky and nearly impossible to use easily, making it extremely hard to beat any level with ease, and even harder to complete a SET of levels WITHOUT DYING.
Personally, I believe that games are made to be fun to play and relaxing like Limbo or Downwell, not to be extremely frustrating like this one. So in my opinion, I don't recommend this game if you can be easily frustrated. Instead, I will recommend you to play something a bit easier so that you can relax and stay calm, even if you get defeated.
Posted 21 April, 2022.
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4.0 hrs on record
*****

If you love logic puzzles and/or want to be a detective, this is the perfect game for you! (If you don't, you should rethink your life choices.) At first the puzzles look pretty complex, but keep trying, and soon you'll master it!

The story is very cute and interesting. Not to mention, the part where Josef and his girlfriend Berta went back home together really warmed my heart.

Did I mention the great design and soundtrack?

No?

Well that sucks, because I don't know which one is better: the beautiful hand-drawn animation, or the amazing music that just fits perfectly with the plot.

In other words, this game is not good. It's not great either. It's AMAZING! It's very short (It can be done in just a few hours. Maybe even faster if you solve the puzzles quick enough.) but it's still very amazing! No wonder why it got so many frickin' awards!

Graphics: 10/10
Gameplay: 10/10
Soundtrack: 10/10
Originality: 10/10
Overall Review: 10/10

Will recommend to the max!




NOW STOP READING THIS AND DOWNLOAD THE FRICKING GAME, YOU VIDEO-GAME-LOVING BASTARD!
Posted 22 March, 2022. Last edited 25 March, 2022.
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20.1 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
This game is really hard, but really amazing. The graphics, the music, the dialogue, it's all great. G-R-E-A-T. Will highly reccomend. :)
Posted 8 June, 2021.
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1.1 hrs on record
When I play this it makes me broken. Well, this is not for people that cannot play on Steam. This game also make me and everyone I love die. And then 50 years later, no one who plays this is going to remember me. So what's the answer of doing anything? You make this game because you''ll need to make me (and also, everyone I love) die. Batman, I hope you here put death. When I'm playing this game, did I even MATTER?
Posted 5 October, 2016.
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