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/\_/\
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> ^ <

delayed thank you

Simon pls

+rep Thank you for using http://steamproxy.net/groups/fh_trading_bots ! Hope to trade with you again soon!

quadriple AAA++++++++++++ rep will love forever

it's been nice i suppose :3
take care catbag

Cheerilee is clearly OP, spammin LOL hype stopped Pinny from opening the vault.

have a bear on me ʕ♡˙ᴥ˙♡ʔ

SIMON ILU

get in the

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dear steam user
we here at valve noticed you own killing floor
here is a complimentary IP address you can connect to that is 24/7 west london
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enjoy

catdog

cogbot

Catbo Baggins

http://puu.sh/8dclb.PNG

"What is a Cat without a Bag? Or a Bag without a Cat? Are the two even separable?.. Is it just a Cat? Just a Bag?.. Can you take the Cat away from the Bag? No..

Questions like these musn't be asked as the human race are not ready for them"
- a famous dude

Military Commander log star date 5.267.151

There have been rumors floating around that the experimental project Catbag some how.. Copied itself and cloned the way we look. I feel as though they're among us even now..
I heard a noise in my quarters, I'll return in a moment
...
...........
..
....
It was just another Catbag clone like me....
... wahahaha..
WAHAHAH
WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

DEATH TO HUMANS

Military Commander log star date 5.267.150

We've had to abandon earth, the experimental project Catbag has ravaged earth and left it in ruins. My family is dead and our Military space-ships are making an immediate evacuation to the Mars colony.. We are no longer a 'Military" or part of any 'Government', we're now a family.
If the human species has any hope of surviving we need to find a new planet to call home.

NO THIS ISN'T FROM BATTLESTAR GALACTICA #totallyoriginal

I DEMAND YOU READ ALL OF THE HISTORICAL LOGS

Historical log #09

This log will be short as.. the other scientists were certainly not as accepting of me as I hoped.
Professor Riri slammed me into a wall today then proceeded to 'accidentally' spill her lunch all over me. My white lab clothes are ruined as is this day.. Atleast Professor Pinnykins is accepting of me, she seems quite welcome & warm.

Kiiro. myclothesareruined N.

Historical log #07

To have been handed the Catbag Project is truly an honor!
It's my first level five security project!.. Though I admit the armed guards patrolling 24/7 is slightly disturbing, I believe they mean no harm. They tend not to bother us unless the counsel requires something. Going from level two to level five security clearance in little less than a few days is very captivating, I always knew I had potential and I was just waiting for the right people to notice me. senpai ;~;
I'm going to give this project my all, hopefully the other scientists are as accepting of me as the counsel was.

Prof. Kiiro N.

Historical log #57

Project Catbag is evolving far faster than expect! This is wonderful news and I'm sure the counsel will be more than satisfied with our progress thus far. It is slightly unnerving however to see Catbag grow so quickly, just three weeks ago he was but a child.. Now he can easily rival any human let alone any cat.. even myself

The lack of a contingency plan is slightly troubling, but I believe whole heartedly Project Catbag will remain under our control. While powerful, he is still obedient which is a very good thing.
Should Catbag ever decide to turn on us we would have no way of stopping him..

Professor Kiiro. N

i should write books

Power.. Innovation..
We had a general idea what we were creating when the Catbag project was underway..
But to fathom that it's evolved so far..
We can't control it anymore nor we can destroy it, Project Catbag is an unstoppable force.
Even though I had a hand in it's creation, I still find myself questioning whether it's even from this planet.. To think something so destructive could be made here on mother earth..

This may very well be my last text log
Kiiro. N

God help us all

Today's best pony is Sweetie Bell.

Today's best pony is Cherilee.

Order of Cat is satisfied, you have met the required level of catness
this inspection is over
here is star sticker of approval

also i worked on that for like 4 hours i expect you to use it do not disappoint the Order of Cat

i made a steam profile bio for you

Hi, I'm Catbag
I am a cat in a bag
Nice to meet you

a wild fujo appears

catbag-kun ♥

yes!
let's band together.. we shall call our band, "The Cat's Out of the Bag"

b/c thats what comments are for. also why would you comment on your own profile you doof

because we're awesome

How the ♥♥♥♥ do people comment on my profile more than I do

=3=

cotbog

bagged cat

leon is not an alpaca

Forever alpaca