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Recent reviews by Punished Jake from state farm

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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
25.2 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Like Morrowind but with less polygons and more drugs.
Posted 26 May.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
The only way I can tolerate the amogus thing.
Posted 29 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
10.0 hrs on record
Machinegun goes BRR-BRR-BRRRRRRR BRR-BRR-BRRRRRRR BRR-BRR-BRRRRRRR BRR-BRR-BRRRRRRR
Posted 24 April. Last edited 24 April.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.9 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
A strangely captivating fusion of influences, reminiscent of Max Payne and From Dusk Till Dawn, with a drop of Total Overdose, concocts an intriguing blend that might give one pause before diving in. Set against an engaging and peculiar backdrop, the narrative spins a compelling yarn of the supernatural, adding an extra layer of intrigue. Complemented by a stellar soundtrack that sets the tone, the voice cast delivers performances striking just the right balance of edginess. It's the kind of game you don't realize you've missed in your life until you've played it.
Here's to more stories like this from El Paso!
4,5 puppets out of 5 - Chad Shakesprear
Posted 18 April. Last edited 30 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
109.1 hrs on record
BROKE: Communism is based and redpilled
WOKE: Jesus Christ, turns out communism is kinda cringe
Posted 10 April. Last edited 1 May.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.0 hrs on record
Based and mechpilled
Posted 23 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record
The Dark Souls of existential crisis: Part 2 - the crisis goes even deeper
This one will stay with you till you die.
Posted 5 December, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
19.8 hrs on record (19.6 hrs at review time)
2.0. Its jover. Season passes, premium shop hell, subscrption, gameplay changes... Say good buy to all of your previous characters too. You're better of actually buying Diablo 4 at this point. Or better yet play Grim Dawn.

+They literally removed the only feature I cared about. They removed local co-op.
GG devs no re
Posted 9 November, 2023. Last edited 9 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
BROKE: I can fix her
WOKE: I can fix myself
Posted 30 October, 2023. Last edited 30 October, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
241.0 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
You can cast Fist in this game.
Posted 18 August, 2023. Last edited 22 November, 2023.
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