This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes Fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a Pastafarian pansexual genderfluid dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming agoraphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-privilege misogynistic biased objectified ♥♥♥♥♥ privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

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This is a really cool guy :)