"What did it feel like?"
"Have you ever been bitten by a viper?"
"No."
"In that case you'll understand exactly what it felt like."
"hmmmm?"
"It wasnt like a snake bite at all."
(Sourcery)
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Ma Bell is a mean mother!
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After 35 years, I have finished a comprehensive study of European
comparative law. In Germany, under the law, everything is prohibited,
except that which is permitted. In France, under the law, everything
is permitted, except that which is prohibited. In the Soviet Union,
under the law, everything is prohibited, including that which is
permitted. And in Italy, under the law, everything is permitted,
especially that which is prohibited.
-- Newton Minow,
Speech to the Association of American Law Schools, 1985
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Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter.
Never mind.
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Q: Why do WASPs play golf ?
A: So they can dress like pimps.
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