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76 of 127 (60%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 9:03am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 3:08am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 8:42am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 8:41am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:22am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 8:48am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 9:06am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 12:25am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 3:18am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 5:05am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:15am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 1:44am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:14am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 12:15am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 8:42am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:22am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:17am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 9:06am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 8:27am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 8:57am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 9:40am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:51am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 9:02am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 4:27am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 8:07am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:05am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:12pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 5:54am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:44pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 5:54am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 7:23am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 4:29am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:17am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 9:25am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 3:30am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 9:26am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 3:30am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 6:57am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 9:45am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 5:28am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:22am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 9:39am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:55am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 7:57am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 5:38am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 11:06am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:57am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:22am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 4:23am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 2:26am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 2:31am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:21am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:25am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:42am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:38am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:38am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:55pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:24pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 5:39pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:42am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:02pm



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

BFF

Lick a friend

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.