smart fella or fart smella

🏮GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 SNAKE 🐍 You know what this means 👀 for all the 👧 XIAO MEIMEIS 👧 Time to get sexy ♨️ and wear your tightest 👚 QIPAO 👗👠 because 大哥's SNAKE is sliding up your legs tonight! 😈 Don't forget to show AHGONG 👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊😜😜 for those THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️❗❗ when DA GE 🧑comes to your house 🏡 show him your lucky 👙 RED UNDERWEAR 👙 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶

I need you to take a picture with your ass out And your back bent in with your ♥♥♥♥♥ barely peeking through from a low angle with face in it winking with your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed and your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out out of sight with a choker on an your painted around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out; and I need a weapon.

i love mita

Who is Mita? For the blind, she is vision. For the hungry, she is the chef. For the thirsty, she is water. If Mita thinks, I agree. If Mita speaks, I'm listening. If Mita has a million fans, I am one of them. If Mita has ten fans, I am one of them. If Mita has only one fan, that is me. If Mita has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole world is against Mita, I am against the whole world. I will love Mita until my very last breath.

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phantom jorking

One night, I was jorking it. Then I realized... I lost my arm in a factory accident. The thing is... Who's jorking it now? Who's jorking my peanits?

so true

damn my bad

f my homeboy was ever crying, i would simply whip out my ding a ling, use it as a windshield wiper, wipe his tears with it and look him in the eyes and say: brother everything is alright
if you wouldnt do this for your homeboy then you aint a real one

Moving is hard enough! You know what isn't? Getting T-Mobile 5G.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.OH MY GOD.OH MY GOD.OH MY GOD.OH MY GOD.OH MY GOD. It's all over the screen now.

elden ring if it was good

I mewed for so long
My GYATT was dull gold
And my brain rotted
Sigma after sigma left in my wake
As I awaited his fanum tax
Heed my rizz
I am Malenia, skibidi of miquella

omg true

Infinite ♥♥♥. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to ♥♥♥ uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your ♥♥♥♥ into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to ♥♥♥ into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The ♥♥♥ is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the ♥♥♥ from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The ♥♥♥ is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to ♥♥♥ all over the ceiling.

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I love talking to miners. Put me in jail, I DO NOT care. There's just something about that work ethic, about being in those coal mines all day long. It's just so... fascinating

no

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false

+rep racist