Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A highly excited man rang up for an ambulance. "Quickly, come quickly", he shouted, "My wife's about to have a baby."
"Is this her first baby?" asked the operator.
"No, you fool", came the reply, "It's her husband."
ㅤ* I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
ㅤ* The other day someone left a piece of plastacine in my bedroom. I didn't know what to make of it.
💎 * 🚕 * 💄 * 🥒 * 👽 * 👃 * 🍆 * 📕 * 💄 * 🕺 * 🎄 * 🥞 * 👾 * 😺 * 🐊 * 🏓

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*

Sorry guys, someone hacked my account , i got it back , it wasn't me who was cheating

- rep all the hacks

JEBANY W DUPE PIERDOLONY RUMUN KURWA ŻRYJ TEN GRUZ TAM SZMATO JEBANA

Stupid cheater!

ℳerry ℭhristmas
and a ℋappy New Year 2016!

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