Forth cometh Sir Fukky
From the House of Wukky
Singing My Little Dukky
And feeling quite Lukky
His head full of water
and belly full of Rum
Known throughout the Land
for being quite Dumb.
But in his heart
he know's it's true
that how smart you is
Does not define you.
Fukky loves sniffing flowers
and kicking stray kids.
Thank god he's got no children,
otherwise they'd all have SIDS.
He is not wise
no redeeming qualities at all
So game he must,
and he'll see you next fall.