If I clog the toilet I call a family meeting to discuss what we did wrong and why the casserole we made last night caused this.

I love my bidet so much. Having a constantly lickable ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a plus. Never know when someone might offer to give you a rimjob. And you never want to pass on getting a rimjob. What a delight!

When Miller said "We're strong, we are like a Metal. And when we work together, we are like a Gear.", followed by Ocelot completing "We are a Metal Gear. And we are Solid", then Snake saying "My hand still has that Phantom Pain", I shat and came in my pants.

I vote every Friday after work. I just fill out a blank sheet of paper with all my concerns and then who I think has chill vibes. Then I drop it in the Enterprise Rental key drop box. Every Friday.

good friend of bill clinton, but keep that on the down low aight? my boy willian clinton been coming under some major """fire""" in light of the whole """I don't really like Undertale that much""" fiasco. Imagine that. Anyway take this as a note of a decent teammate, if not a great one. In fact, if I say so myself, we haven't seen teamwork like this since old George "I did 9/11" Bush was in office. In conclusion vote bernie 2020 and say hi to ♥♥♥♥ van ♥♥♥♥ in hell

Aside from being completely unnecessary, breastfeeding encourages babies to objectify women