Progreso de DJ Go Kill Person en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 21:57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 22:30

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 22:22

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 23:30

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 22:07

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 22:28

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 20 MAY 2015 a las 15:58

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 22 MAY 2015 a las 0:40

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUL 2018 a las 21:51

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 25 JUL 2018 a las 15:43

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 26 JUL 2018 a las 14:01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 23 AGO 2018 a las 15:52

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 20 MAY 2015 a las 15:39

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 22 ABR 2020 a las 11:53

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 22 AGO 2018 a las 22:43

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 20 MAY 2015 a las 16:08

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUL 2018 a las 22:08

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 20 MAY 2015 a las 16:22

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Se desbloqueó el 20 MAY 2015 a las 23:06

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 23:04

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 25 JUL 2018 a las 23:50

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 26 JUL 2018 a las 14:19

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 23:12

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 22:07

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUL 2018 a las 22:00

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 26 JUL 2018 a las 0:05

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 23 ABR 2020 a las 14:37

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 25 JUL 2018 a las 15:03

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 26 JUL 2018 a las 14:05

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 22:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 22:22

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUL 2018 a las 21:44

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 26 JUL 2018 a las 14:06

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 23 ABR 2020 a las 14:17

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 26 JUL 2018 a las 0:12

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 20 MAY 2015 a las 23:15

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 23:03

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 15 JUL 2018 a las 20:05

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 23:03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 20 MAY 2015 a las 22:57

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 21:52

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 22 MAY 2019 a las 13:38

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 20 MAY 2015 a las 22:59

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 23:06

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 20 MAY 2015 a las 22:45

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUL 2018 a las 15:45

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 23:09

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 22:26

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 22:43

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAY 2015 a las 22:31

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 23 AGO 2018 a las 15:55

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

20 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30