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⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーJ °。+ *´¨)
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(¸.·´ (¸.·’* notice how your internet just cut out then, ♥♥♥♥♥♥? thats what me and my boys call a DDOS. you know what that means, ♥♥♥♥♥? it means I hacked your IP ♥♥♥♥♥♥. a distributed denial of service attack, thousands of packets attacking your home router all at once, kinda like me and your mom last night heres some advice ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, run while you still can, I have an express shipment of AIDS gas coming to your doorstep all because you and your snide little comments online, next time think twice before trying to cross me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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