FreakingSweetWoods.

[Unranked] BluuDude : how do you rocit jump

ur 25? like two - five? like the one next to 30? like the one right before 50? 25? as in a quarter of a century?
kinda problematic...

Do not ever request anything from this man. If he promises you something, DO NOT BELIEVE HIM! Back in September of 2024 I asked him if he wanted to partake in March Madness. He said yes and he told me he would let me know when we would do it. The day never came and over 6 months later I'm paying for it with my emotions. For years I had waited for the opportunity to make a bracket with my favourite team on top and had that dream crushed when I heard nothing but silence. The worst part, he doesn't even remember! Shocker, right? What good are friends if they dont want to do March Madness with you.

Birch trees popping red flowers it's like mother nature's pixelated garden party look I'm gardening sneaking under leaves it's stealth mode me aha pretty flowers gonna make a fancy bouquet swinging axe another tree bites the dust ah fresh air and deforestation that's my kinda day creeping under canopies giant birch sheep wool tactic camouflage or nature's Minecraft prank absolutely hilarious crafting ninja I've struck white gold wool for days whoo sneaky birch playing hide and seek peekablock love me some hidden gems in this leafy wonderland Bumbling through brush my botanical escapade continues snagged on leaves but hey more crafting supplies jackpot maze of trees I'm lost joking Minecraft pros never get lost or do they adventure tweaks

WHOA MAMA HOLY SHI- *steam shoots out of ears, hat flies off head, eyes pop 3 feet out of socket* HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOGA *tongue rolls out of mouth down to the floor, jaw falls off, a small humanoid mouse puts a carjack under the jaw and starts cranking it back up to my face* I UH, I UH, I UH I AAAAAAAAAAHH *eyes roll like a slot machine and land on hearts, falls backwards onto a trampoline that bounces me back up, heart beats out of chest but catch it and put it back in" --
*pulls a comb out and slicks hair back, adjusts bowtie, rolls tongue back up*
"{Ahem} M'lady, *tips hat* it's a pleasure to meet you."