How many Slowpoke does it take to change a lightbulb?

I had to take a Pokèmon to the Pokèmon center. he was always Koffing.

A Pokèmon trainer caught a Scyther in the safari zone and then left. He didn't want to take any Chanseys.

Why do Beedrills have drills for arms? If they had drills for eyes they wouldn't be able to see.

If you want a Pokèmon but you're on a diet, catch a Butterfree.

Your mother is so fat she blocks both routes 12 and 16 at the same time.
She is a Snorlax.

What does an electric-type pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
"I'm Zapdos intolerant!"

Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?
Arrr-ceus.

I had a joke about bird Pokèmon but it was too Farfetch'd.

Whenever I try to think of more Pokèmon jokes, they end up being Ghastly.

One, it just takes a while.