Chris was very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brought up the subject unprompted, even in casual conversation with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,[1] one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.

In April 2012, Chris finally lost his virginity to a prostitute known as Mia Hamm. It changed nothing about Chris's life whatsoever.

welcome to the kum zone

fckn poggers man

I hope the next time you eat a pig, that the pig had a terrible life and was put out of its misery, compared to a pig that lived very happily and then was slaughtered alive. That way, when you eat said pig, you feel good about yourself for ending its suffering compared to ending your happiness. That being said, bacon is bacon, so who fives a flying ♥♥♥♥.

The sun is a hexagon the moon isn’t real gravity is a hoax flat earth foreverrr *dabs

I saw you refuse to donate 1$ at the casier today, I'll remember that.