HE MY BEST FRIEND YA WE NOT A COUPLE. HE A ROCKSTAR HE A S*X SYMBOL. THE WAY HE DO THAT SH*T HE MAKE IT LOOK SIMPLE.

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Minecraft 2 gets released:

Me and the bois: surprised Pikachu face

Keanu Reeves: "You're breathtaking!"

Big Chungus: laughs in wholesome

Elon Musk: "Stonks!"

PewDiePie: "Hold my beer!"

Redditors: "It's thicc brain time!"

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Girls: "oMfG, bIlLiE eIlIsH aNd jUsTiN bIeBeR aRe LiKe, WaY bEtTeR tHaN mInEcRaFt!"

Boomers: "bAcK iN mY dAy…"

Shaggy at 0.42069% of his power: "Because that's what heros do!"

Mr Beast: "Modern problems require modern solutions."

Shrek: "Carefully, he's a hero."

The Soviet national anthem plays.

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