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Hi! I found out everything as you requested: so, appointments for
hemorrhoid treatment are held on Fridays from 9:00, office #12
Please bring:
— clean underwear;
— Vaseline "Good Wizard" or "Wet Bunny";
— surgical gloves size 7;
— money (120$)
Sorry for writing on the wall, my personal messages are slow and don't say thank you...
Always happy to help, bro.

After a good game I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We hung out for a few months and became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great TEKKEN mateches and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a takken lan party. He said he would come so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ slam into my leg. I punched him and then knocked. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls, kid.

grandpa please stop spending money on crack we miss you grandpa

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