They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. When I am in danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, resistant material and make millions. Brigades will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. 󠀀

this message serves as a formal correspondance from the national government that your monthly quota of reproductive material collection has not been met. please return home to your designated milking station before your are met with stiff fines and capital punishment for not assisting with the national breeding program

So you're going by "oshu" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

你不用怕，我知道我在做什么。我最近的手气也比较好，只需要多一次，就一次， 我就会还你。 我答应你，这是最后一次，我一定会戒赌的。

There is a cat in the vicinity,
I summoned Alinity,
She yeets the cat in the infinity,
And then feeds the cat vodka martini,
Takes some booty pictures accidentally,
Sells couple of her panty,
Takes a Twitch staff's virginity,
Still no ban apparently
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